so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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