It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
