I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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