i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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