One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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