I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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