I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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