I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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