We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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