yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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