its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I puked a lego.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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