Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Welp...herpes.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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