I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
