She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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