covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Can Purell be used as lube?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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