super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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