Having a random hookup so left but love u
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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