Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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