Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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