he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
