bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
