I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't deserve a penis
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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