I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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