So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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