Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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