8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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