i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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