Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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