The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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