god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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