Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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