stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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