My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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