I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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