I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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