I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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