just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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