There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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