haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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