what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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