you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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