Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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