no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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