Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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