I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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