If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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