Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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