just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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