nutella sex= disaster
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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