i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This girl is more easily done than said...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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