last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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