ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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