Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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