Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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