Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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