Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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