My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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