Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
