Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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